"A wise girl kisses but doesn't love, listens but doesn't believe, and leaves before she is left." — Marilyn Monroe
10:38 PM Feb 13th

Happy valentines day tweeps!!
6:18 PM Feb 14th

@BabyLyssaC would you like me to send flowers and chocolates to you? Lol Happy Valentines
@DistilledDagger is it soo lane that I wanted to say yes ?!
6:31 PM Feb 14th

Had a date with laundry last night How was everyones V-day?' any awesomely romantic gestures ?' tell me about your night!!
5:26 PM Feb 15th

Sie kennt das Gefühl???? Soso.
@BabyLyssaC my ex fiance was harassing me all day through txt
@EMT_Tiffani I know that feeling. Tell um call beth. Shell get rid of them !
5:34 PM Feb 15th

Needs motivation to get off my couch... Anyone got any suggestions ?!?
8:04 PM Feb 17th

Getting my hair did
3:08 AM Feb 20th

@BabyLyssaC just remember that "nobody puts baby in the corner"
@kaykiss85 you don't even know that's like my mantra
4:31 AM Feb 20th

My feet hurt... #vegasrocks
12:40 AM Feb 24th

Erst freut sie sich, wird aber gleich korrigiert. Meine Güte, kommt doch aufs gleiche raus.
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1:36 AM Feb 24th
Hawaii just became the 7th state to allow Same sex marriages!!! Congratulations !!! @noh8
1:37 AM Feb 24th
@NOH8Campaign Hawaii just became the 7th state to allow Same sex marriages!!! Congratulations !!! #noh8
1:55 AM Feb 24th
Stefie1
@BabyLyssaC They r not MARRIAGES they r CIVIL UNIONS there is a difference
1:59 AM Feb 24th Retweeted by BabyLyssaC

Auch hier etwas, was ich nicht verstehe und wo ich meine, es fehlt was.
@DuaneLChapman yeah we wouldn't know
5:13 AM Feb 24th

Goodbye Vegas!! Hello reality ...:-/
4:10 AM Feb 26th

@BabyLyssaC Hope you had a blast in Vegas!! No word from @DuaneLChapman ... Is he working off his debt??
@KatieB714 washing dishes at a casino to pay off his debt. Lol
4:13 AM Feb 26th

@BabyLyssaC How much did you win?
@totallcowboy win?! People win in Vegas ?' lol
4:14 AM Feb 26th

Me n Holly Madison Thursday night after Peep Show. She was so sweet n we really enjoyed meeting her !! http://yfrog.com/h6bd0lgj

9:44 PM Feb 27th

I think @BabyLyssaC is hotter than @hollymadison. Straight up.
@YenFetish: awwww so not ture but thanks
12:21 AM Feb 28th

Had fun at the pool with my ladies today now some house work maybe a movie and a little R&R. Hope all My tweeps r havinga hood Sunday
2:42 AM Feb 28th

Oscar-Fieber, wa. *g*
Can't watch the oscars for a few more hours... #damntimedifference
3:30 AM Feb 28th
@kiliohu1 you guys should come by!! For a session. Lol.
4:06 AM Feb 28th
@icEciLy @kiliohu1 come over !!
4:12 AM Feb 28th
@icEciLy or I can come there lol @kiliohu1
4:12 AM Feb 28th
@kiliohu1 @icecily k we coming. !! Yeaaaaa
4:13 AM Feb 28th

Think positively about yourself.... ask God who made you to keep on remaking you. ~Norman Vincent Peale
5:27 AM Mar 1st

Mistakes are the usual bridge between inexperience and wisdom. ~Phyllis Theroux
6:47 AM Mar 1st

I put a dollar in one of those change machines. Nothing changed. ~George Carlin
8:59 AM Mar 2nd

Happy Hump Day ere'body
7:53 PM Mar 2nd

Ach, das ist dann wohl die Erklärung für dieses 'Hump Day'.
@Raynor_JLS Wednesday is the hump of the week cuz then ur on ur way down. Lol.
7:56 PM Mar 2nd

@herrpiqu ur making me hungry!!! There is NO good Mexican food in Hawaii. *sigh*
7:58 PM Mar 2nd

ABC has combined my 2 favorite shows!! Kendra and DWTS!!! Cannot wait for th
8:00 PM Mar 2nd

Sorry everybody!! Gotta wait til next week. You all can thank @MrsdogC for the cliffhanger !!!
4:05 AM Mar 3rd

The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think.
9:13 AM Mar 3rd

Abbie ready for Mass !! Good Morning tweeps !!

6:19 PM Mar 4th

Got my stunna' shades on. !! Out the door to work. <3 you all

8:46 PM Mar 4th

Is sleepy. :zzz) a little mommy work then I can crash out... Bedtime stories welcomed
8:20 AM Mar 5th

It may only be Thursday but my panties say FRIDAY!!
6:45 PM Mar 10th

Tsunami warning -Ahhhhhhh
9:19 AM Mar 11th

@DogBountyHunter @MrsdogC I'm good ! You guys ok ?
10:34 AM Mar 11th

Ok this is kinda scary !!
10:43 AM Mar 11th

@MrsdogC yeah not good
11:13 AM Mar 11th

Keine Ahnung was das heißen soll, Cate.... vielleicht weiß es ja ijemand anderes???

Loving spending time with my family.
11:36 PM Mar 19th

@Gaffers1978 Yeah it's just me n Abbie tonight... Sounds like fun !
11:40 PM Mar 19th

Here's a pic so y'all can tell I'm alive. Aloooooha! http://t.co/cKlr5gJ
6:41 AM Mar 20th

Abbie n I r getting ready for church ! Happy Sunday everyone !
7:29 PM Mar 20th

Its a beautiful day! Hope you all are well. I've been focusing on kids and work...and less on twitter but I'll b back soon !!
8:56 PM Apr 5th

Workin http://t.co/t9OEhqz
1:49 AM Apr 9th

Ok I was kidding... Took that last pic a few days ago... THIS is why I'm really doing... http://t.co/uHlXM3s
2:49 AM Apr 9th

Ok now were talkin a lol rest http://t.co/sgtA22b
5:11 AM Apr 9th

My mom @MrsdogC is da bomb for bringing me here yeeeyaa http://t.co/tDgAIJh http://t.co/Zabm9Z6
6:01 AM Apr 9th
Being a mother is the greatest, yet most challenging experience... it's the one thing I'm sure of every night and every morning
9:39 PM Apr 11th

Life a trip, and sometimes u may fall. Heres 2 better shoes, 4 grip. Better vision to avoid potholes and guidance to stay on track
11:27 PM Apr 19th

Let's make today and everyday. Better than yesterday
6:27 PM Apr 20th

Happy Mothers Day to all the moms out there!!!...WE do it all and today is our day!!
12:18 PM May 8th

Long day ! Phew ! Next year I wanna babysitter for Mothers Day. J/k
about 14 hours ago

Good Morning - how's it. ??? Lol
about 5 hours ago

Night night!! http://t.co/Dt0TkqA
12 May

Good morning all ... Another day we have been blessed with!! Make it count !
12 May

I <3 Saturdays!!!
14 hours ago

Kids going with dad today ! What to do ... Laundry ?!
14 hours ago

Ok verdict in. Watching #sexandthecity1.... N folding laundry ..,.
9 hours ago

@MrsdogC rescued me from the laundry for a sunset walk...aloha all yfrog.com/h47ivgzj
7 hours ago

Armes Lyssa-Mädchen....

Full time job + Baby up all night = The reality of being a single parent setting in .... But I'm still lovin' life
1 Jun

Work work work. Baby Lyssa wants to plaaaaayyyyy *pouts*
19 Aug

Ist wohl streßig ohne den großen Bruder, wa.

Schmollen. Sie schmollt. --> *schmoll*

Jet skies jet skies jet skies @MrsdogC @DogBountyHunter
20 Aug

Das sieht auch nicht nach Arbeit aus...
Let's goooo!!! http://yfrog.com/hs9ipjpjj
20 Aug

Jetzt aber: Fleißig, fleißig...
Caught another guy #happydance
23 Aug

Schön zu hören...
All is well in the world
24 Aug

Oh where oh where are @MrsdogC and @DogBountyHunter ??!? Any spottings?!
25 Aug

At the back door of the jail .... But I'm getting people out not putting them in http://yfrog.com/gy5lcbhj
26 Aug

New stunna shades... New bathing suit ... Beach bound http://yfrog.com/gzm84pdj
28 Aug
Well I'm a little burnt and the ocean ate my new shades but I had a awesome beach day !! Back to the real world tomorrow ...
29 Aug

@BabyLyssaC I haven't seen you in a while, almost didn't recognise you, your skinny girl! :0) what's the secret?
@jakaroo65 divorce .... Stress... 12hr work days and 2kids
1 Sep

Ist sie nicht süß? *g*
Why do senior citizens flock to McDonalds for bkfast ?? Happy aloha Friday http://yfrog.com/h4i2ppbj
2 Sep

Boah da schlägt aber jemand zu. Oo Eigentlich ein Wunder dass sie so schlank ist... trotz ihres 'Schlankheitstricks' zwei Tweets vorher.
@1hooch1 steak, scampi, baked potato, salad, hot coffee n iced tea. I know I'm a pig but I loooove food !!
3 Sep

Was ein schlimmes Schicksal...
In bed on my apple TV trying to find a good movie....any suggestions?? #seriously
4 Sep

Okeeeee....Oo
#shocked to find out sone Celebs get paid ($$$) to tweet !!!! Just FYI-I love you guys for free!
@BabyLyssaC I wish I got paid to tweet! haha
@grayfoxofficial right !! No wonder Kim K's ssooooo rich !
12 hours ago

Och klein Lyssa mag nicht mehr arbeiten....
Someone tell @MrsdogC and @DogBountyHunter that it's time for me to go home !
8 hours ago
Just got home thanks peeps... you got my back
7 hours ago

Ärger mit Bo? Oder wegen der Anklage?
I'm a little down today... ..... Maybe a joke will cheer me up ???
@BabyLyssaC why you down hunny? You're new dp is pretty btw!
@grayfoxofficial Thanks ! Drama got me down
18 hours ago

Thanks guys !! You really cheered me up !!! Here's some inspiration!!! All my love <3 http://yfrog.com/kjr5csetj
@BabyLyssaC why did you need cheerig up? Beautiful avatar btw x
@jimgito awww thanks *blushes* just some drama. Feeling better now tho
@BabyLyssaC aww sorry about the drama ... Glad your feeling better *big hugs* x
16 hours ago

Have you guys checked out the #postsecret app for iPhone ?!? Very cool. Ps. I'm not getting paid for this tweet lol
15 hours ago

I'm at the #jerseyairport! Waiting for my next flight. In desperate need of entertainment !
14 Sep

On my way to Training !!! Kinda excited kinda scared. :-/. Not sure what to expect ....

First day of training is wrapping up.... All I have to say is. I'm buying a GUN. Glock 9 baby !!!
15 Sep

@BabyLyssaC r u training for the swat team? Lol
@jgmom3 no, but I was training with them !

Getting ready to start my driving course. #badass !!!

Getting ready by blasting some Marlyin Manson !!

Stoked !!! Wooohooo! http://yfrog.com/kionspbsj
16 Sep

I just found this on my bag !!! Awwwww I love my daughters!!! http://yfrog.com/h3zmnhvj

In washington. OMW home !!! Yay !!
17 Sep

Finally home ! Aloha
18 Sep

Getting ready for school... Clothes, breakfast, shoes, brush teeth, pack a snack out the door, in the car... COFFEE
19 Sep

Stoping by the nail shop before hunting today.... Gotta give the #fugitive something pretty to look at.
20 Sep

The sun is shining here on Oahu:). Let's skip work and go on an adventure ?!? Who's with me ?!
@BabyLyssaC where we going??
@kiliohu1 hiking, paddling, cruising, burning, anywhere anything WE GO !! Lol
@BabyLyssaC excuse me *o*/ what
@MrsdogC lol. I mean. I was just telling everyone how excited I am for work ! See ya soon.,,,, you bring the handcuffs
@BabyLyssaC ya right ! Get to work Lil girl
@MrsdogC ooooooooooo snap. Whi gave parents twitter privileges ?!
22 Sep

Driving... Singing.... Tweeting... Drinking COFFEE .... #multitasking

Relax people. I tweeted at the red light .... Go pick on someone wearing fur ... #woah
23 Sep

I have been working soooo much ugh ! But I caught a few min of #DWTS .... Not sure what I think about this season ... #ChazBono is awesome!
27 Sep

@BabyLyssaC @mrsdogc Do you guys ever hire police officers??
@thinbluelyne @mrsdogc only for parties
28 Sep

@MrsdogC is hard at work in her office yfrog.com/me9lmjj
28 Sep

Happy to be back in my bed Watched the new #SVU not stoked about Stabler being gone ;(
29 Sep

Wat will sie????
After 3 tickets $300 and 6 months o always driving behind the cops, my car is legal.... Damn the man !!!
4 Oct

Rainy day in Hawaii and I'm loving it !!! http://yfrog.com/h7yyrefj
4 Oct

@BabyLyssaC haven't tweeted in a while how r u and the girls?
@catmagic918 the girls are amazing thx for asking !!
18 hours ago

I just have to take a second and say Welcome home Amanda Knox !!!
18 hours ago

@ItsErin_x it's nice today !! I do love the rain tho. But @MrsdogC and @DogBountyHunter brought the sunshine home with them <3
2 hours ago